Welcome to the Redundant Meetings department of the Paralyzing Bureaucracy, where time is a luxury we can't afford, and meetings are an art form.
Our meetings are designed to be as long as possible, with as many attendees as prophets, and as much jargon as you can handle.
Our Meeting of the Month is a special gathering of our most esteemed employees, where we discuss the same topics we've been discussing for months.
Join us for an afternoon of pointless discussion, endless handshaking, and complimentary donuts.
Our committee meetings are the perfect opportunity to combine multiple meetings into one, because who needs clarity, anyway?
With representatives from every department, we're guaranteed to get nowhere.
Our supernumerary meetings are a special treat, where we discuss the same topic for hours, but with more people, because why settle for less?
Don't worry, we'll get to the point eventually, but only after a few more hours of discussion.
Our multilevel meetings are the pinnacle of bureaucratic excess, where we have meetings about meetings, and meetings about meetings.
Because who needs actual progress when you can have meetings about progress?