Meeting the Pointless: A Masterclass in Doing Nothing

Today's Agenda:

9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Introduction to Doing Absolutely Nothing

10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: The Art of Staring Blankly into Space

11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Lunch Break: Eating Cereal for an Hour

1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: The Joy of Redoing the Same Task for 3 Hours

Agenda Items:

• Re-reading the same email 5 times

• Re-typing the same sentence 3 times

• Re-checking the same spreadsheet for any changes

• Re-deciding that the coffee machine is not working properly

• Re-reading the company handbook for the 10th time

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