Redundant Meetings / Parroting the Corporate Speak / Action Item 2

Here at Redundant Meetings, we're proud to offer the most efficient use of your time. Today's action item 2: "Synergize" the marketing team's PowerPoint presentations by adding more clip art.

Why settle for bland, boring slides when you can add some flair with our patented "Blingo" design package? Includes:

• Carefully crafted clip art of smiling suns, clouds, and clip art cats
• Customizable PowerPoint templates for the most efficient use of your time
• A complimentary "synergy"-themed stress ball for that special someone

Don't just take our word for it! Check out our other action items:

• Action Item 1: "Reinvent the Wheel"
• Synergy Session: The Corporate Shuffle
• Product Launch Protocol 2.5: The Sequel