Meet the one who controls the schedules of the uninitiated. Their whims are the law.
Meetings are called at random, with no discernible purpose or agenda. The attendees are chosen based on their ability to tolerate boredom.
Submissions of minutes are due in triplicate, and are subject to review by the Agenda Gods themselves.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Minutes of the meeting | Committee of the Phantom Agenda God
Appendix A: The Unreadable Appendices