What is Minute Munchies?
It's a condition where meetings are held every minute. No, seriously, it's a real thing.
We've identified three distinct phases of Minute Munchies:
- Phase 1: The Initial Infestation - Meetings start happening every 5 minutes.
- Phase 2: The Endless Loop - Meetings become a never-ending cycle of pointless discussions.
- Phase 3: The Munchies Meltdown - Meetings are held in a state of complete chaos.
Symptoms of Minute Munchies:
- Unrelenting meetings, day and night.
- Increasing levels of caffeine and sugar.
- Irreversible damage to productivity and sanity.