Welcome to the most epic meeting of the year! A gathering of the most esteemed, yet invisible, employees in the industry.
Today, our guest of honor is Bob Smith, the Phantom Employee who single-handedly kept the coffee machine from breaking down last week. He's here to regale us with tales of his bravery.
But wait, there's more! Also on the agenda are:
Learn about the history and significance of our beloved phantom employees.
Bob Smith's riveting tale of woe and triumph will be shared with the world.
The most prestigious award in the land will be presented to the phantom employee who has made the most impact (or not).
Explore the creative endeavors of our phantom employees and how they've been secretly creating masterpieces while nobody's looking.
Discover the hidden powers of our phantom employees and how they've been using their abilities to save the world (or at least the office)