This meeting has been in session for weeks. We're pretty sure it's been weeks.

Agenda: Procrastination Techniques 101

Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and anyone who wandered in off the street

Objective: To stare at each other in silence for as long as humanly possible without saying anything

Breakout sessions: Coffee breaks every 5 minutes, because caffeine is the key to productivity!

Decisive action items:

1. Reorganize the meeting room 3 times

2. Discuss the color scheme for the new meeting minutes template

3. Decide on the optimal number of syllables in the meeting facilitator's name

Next meeting: Same time, same place, same nothing.

Subpage 1: The Art of Staring

Subpage 2: Procrastination Techniques for the Modern Age

Subpage 3: The History of Pointless Meetings (A Brief History)