Welcome, doomed souls! You've been summoned to this meeting for the purpose of discussing the meaning of life, only to discover it's been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances (read: our manager's existential dread)
But fear not! For in the absence of a real agenda, we've conjured up some Phantom Prophets to guide us through the wasteland of uncertainty.
Meet Brother Eric, the Forecaster, who's got a crystal ball and a bad habit of predicting the apocalypse. And then there's Uncle John, the Unpredictor, who's got a knack for making wild, unverifiable claims. Not to be outdone, Sister Sally, the Sibyl will guide us through the realms of the unknown, with her cryptic messages and prophetic doodles. And, of course, there's the Phantom Prophet General, who's got a plan to save us all from certain doom (or not).May the odds be ever in your favour, brave adventurers!
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