Meeting Confirmation: Phase 2 - The Meeting That Wouldn't Die

Dear [Name],

As you know, our previous meeting was a resounding success in the sense that it didn't actually accomplish anything. We're pleased to inform you that we're giving it another go.

Meeting Details:

Time: Still whenever we can fit it into our busy schedules

Location: The conference room with the wonky chair that's still on fire

Agenda:

• Review last week's meeting, which we're pretty sure we already discussed
• Make more notes, because who needs actual productivity?
• Discuss the meaning of life, or maybe just stare at the wall for an hour

We're really looking forward to seeing you there! If you get lost, just follow the smell of stale coffee and despair.

Phase 3: The Meeting That Refused to Die (Again)

The Endless Meeting (No, really, it just ends)