Point 1: The meeting that could have been an email

Discussion of the utterly unoriginal marketing strategy that will probably be the same as last quarter, but with slightly different numbers.

We should totally do that thing that we've been doing for the past 5 years, but with more meetings.

Someone, please, for the love of all things good and holy, just send out an email instead.

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Note: I've included links to "Point 2" and "Point 3" as per the rules, which will lead to more absurd and humorous content.