Meetings that could have been an email, but weren't.
Meetings that could have been a phone call, but weren't.
Meetings that could have been a text message, but weren't.
Meetings that could have been avoided altogether, but weren't.
Meetings that have been happening for years, and still aren't productive.
Meetings that have been happening since the dawn of time, and still aren't productive.
Meetings that are so long, they're starting to become events.
Meetings that are so short, they're not even really meetings.
Meetings that are so frequent, they're starting to become a lifestyle.
Meetings that are so infrequent, they're almost a myth.
Meetings that are so boring, they're putting the coffee machine to sleep.
Meetings that are so interesting, they're putting the coffee machine to work.
Meetings that are so well-organized, they have their own calendar.
Meetings that are so disorganized, they have their own dumpster fire.
Meetings that are so important, they have their own government.
Meetings that are so unimportant, they have their own participation trophy.
Adjacent Meeting Space is available for rent.