Point 6: The Meeting to End All Meetings

Because who needs a meeting to discuss the meeting?

Agenda:

Item 1: Discuss the importance of not discussing the importance of meetings.
Item 2: Debate the merits of in-person vs. video conferencing.
Item 3: Vote on who has the most boring PowerPoint presentation.
Item 4: Take a 15-minute break to check our phones.
Item 5: Discuss the feasibility of replacing human interaction with AI-powered chatbots.
Item 6: Decide on a new name for the meeting (e.g., "Pointless Meeting 2.0")
Item 7: Plan the next meeting.