Redundant Productivity Meeting Minutes

Attendees:

Bob, John, Jane, Bob, Bob, John, Jane, Bob, Bob, Bob, John, Jane...

Agenda:

We discussed the following topics, which were all very exciting and not at all redundant:

• Checking our email for the 12th time this month.
• Deciding that we really, really, REALLY need a meeting to talk about this meeting.
• Taking a 15-minute break to discuss the meaninglessness of life.
• Debating the merits of using Comic Sans in our company branding.
• Re-reading the minutes from the last meeting, because we forgot what we discussed.

Actions Items:

We will:

• Meet again in 5 minutes to discuss our previous meeting.
• Make sure to bring our lunchboxes, because we get hungry.
• Call the CEO to ask if we can take a nap.

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