Projections of the Future
We are proud to present our Futuristic Hug Projections of the Future, a series of highly scientific and totally-not-made-up predictions for the year 2050.
- Everyone will have a personal robotic assistant that does all their household chores for them.
- The world will be powered by 100% renewable energy sources, including a 50/50 split of solar and hamster power.
- The average human attention span will have increased to 47 minutes, allowing for a more leisurely browsing experience.
- Everyone will have access to free universal healthcare, including regular tune-ups for their hoverboards.
These projections are guaranteed to be totally accurate and not at all based on our team's extensive coffee consumption.
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