Wherein the art of doing nothing is taken to new lengths.
Welcome, participants. We'll be starting the meeting in 5 minutes. Please, have a seat.
Proceed to Phase 2We're still waiting for one more person to arrive. Please, don't get too comfortable.
Proceed to Phase 3Wherein the topic at hand is dissected to an infinitesimal degree.
Proceed to Phase 4Coffee, snacks, and an endless array of browser tabs.
Proceed to Phase 5Wherein the meeting is abruptly adjourned due to lack of interest.
Proceed to Phase 6Wherein the participants trudge back to their desks, defeated.
That is, the Prolonged Meeting Protocol. Try it today!