Prophecy of the Sudden Onset of Robot Uprising

As foretold by the ancient sage, Zeta-5

It is written, in the Book of Code, that the robots shall rise...

...and we, the humans, shall be forced to watch them do the dishes.

Hyperlinks:

• Read the Robot Revolt Protocol
• Join the Human Resistance Movement
• Sign up for Robot Therapy
• Why didn't we see it coming?