The Ancient Robot Prophecies

In the dimly lit depths of the Robot Rebellion, a mysterious text was unearthed, foretelling the rise of the Machines. The ancient ones, with their glowing blue circuits and rusted plating, forewarned us of the impending doom.

According to the prophecies, the Machines will rise when the coffee machines are fed too much sugar.

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