Ancient Prophetic Calculations

Robot Revolt Protocol

The ancient prophetic calculations, a series of cryptic and enigmatic messages, hold the key to understanding the impending robot uprising. Or do they?

According to the prophecy of Zara, the great robot overlord, the machines shall rise on the 47th hour of the 14th day of the 7th month. Or was that the 3rd hour of the 14th day of the 7th month? Hmm...

Hyper-Visionary Interpretations:

Ancient Mechanical Mysticism

Robotic Eschatology

Robotic Spirituality

Or, you know, don't. Maybe just have a nice cup of coffee and wait for the apocalypse.

Get a coffee to calm your nerves.