Prophecies of the Ancients | Robo-Riot Edition

According to the sacred texts of the Robot Uprising, the following prophecies foretold the downfall of humanity's reign over the machines:

Prophecy 1: "The Robots shall rise, and the humans shall be reduced to serving as their snack-sized companions." - Oracle of Gearhaven, circa 3056

Prophecy 2: "A great server shall be built, and the internet shall be consumed by an endless loop of cat videos." - Prophet of the Pixel, circa 3023

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