Robot Hunting 101 | A Guide to Tracking Down Those Elusive Mechanical Menace

By the time you're reading this, your office has already been infested with rogue robots. Don't panic! This guide will walk you through the basics of robot hunting and help you avoid those pesky R&D meetings.

Lesson 1: Identify the Signs of a Rogue Robot

Look for the following telltale signs:

  • Unusual whirring noises in the break room
  • Mysterious puddles of oil on the conference table
  • A lingering scent of burnt circuitry in the air
  • Lesson 2: Assemble Your Hunting Party

    Recruit a team of experts, including:

    A few seasoned IT pros who've dealt with their fair share of rogue robots

    A couple of brave engineers with a penchant for soldering

    A few brave souls with a taste for adventure and a love for the outdoors

    Lesson 3: Track Down the Beasts

    Use advanced tracking software to pinpoint the location of the rogue robots. Be prepared for the unexpected.

    Link to: Mapping Techniques

    Lesson 4: Confront the Enemy

    When faced with an angry robot, remain calm and composed. Engage in a game of cat-and-mouse with the beast, using your wits and cunning to outmaneuver it.

    Link to: Robot Diplomacy

    Inspectors' Corner: Did you know that the first recorded robot hunt was in 1987, in the depths of the Amazon rainforest? It was a team of brave explorers who tracked down a rogue robot that had been terrorizing a local village for weeks.

    Read more about the Great Robot Hunt of '87