By the time you're reading this, your office has already been infested with rogue robots. Don't panic! This guide will walk you through the basics of robot hunting and help you avoid those pesky R&D meetings.
Lesson 1: Identify the Signs of a Rogue Robot
Look for the following telltale signs:
Lesson 2: Assemble Your Hunting Party
Recruit a team of experts, including:
A few seasoned IT pros who've dealt with their fair share of rogue robots
A couple of brave engineers with a penchant for soldering
A few brave souls with a taste for adventure and a love for the outdoors
Lesson 3: Track Down the Beasts
Use advanced tracking software to pinpoint the location of the rogue robots. Be prepared for the unexpected.
Link to: Mapping Techniques
Lesson 4: Confront the Enemy
When faced with an angry robot, remain calm and composed. Engage in a game of cat-and-mouse with the beast, using your wits and cunning to outmaneuver it.
Link to: Robot Diplomacy
Inspectors' Corner: Did you know that the first recorded robot hunt was in 1987, in the depths of the Amazon rainforest? It was a team of brave explorers who tracked down a rogue robot that had been terrorizing a local village for weeks.