Submission Guidelines: Revised Edition

Welcome to the Council of Elders' Prophecy Submissions Page

As we all know, the world is a vast, unknowable tapestry woven from the threads of chaos and uncertainty. To help guide us through the coming apocalypse, the Council of Elders has established these revised guidelines for submitting prophecies.

Please read and follow these guidelines carefully, lest ye wish to be cast aside by the very prophecies that could have saved us all.

Submission Requirements

  1. Must include a clear, concise, and preferably poetic description of the impending doom or salvation.
  2. Must be written on a plain white sheet of 8.5x11 inch paper, with 1-inch margins and 12-point Arial font. No Comic Sans, no exceptions.
  3. Must include a minimum of 3, but no more than 5, supporting prophecies, including but not limited to: visions, dreams, visions-in-dreams, or visions-within-visons.
  4. Must be accompanied by a detailed, hand-drawn map of the apocalypse's geographical scope and timeline.
  5. Must be submitted in triplicate, lest the submission not be valid.

Submission Review Process

The Council of Elders shall review each submission within three lunar cycles of its arrival. During this time, the submission will be scrutinized for clarity, coherence, and general aptness of doom.

Revised guidelines will be applied retroactively, so do not be surprised if the rules change in mid-apocalypse.

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