Prophecies of the Ancients

Submission Guidelines

Please provide your prophecy in the following format:

• Write a 1-5 sentence paragraph summarizing your prophecy.
• Attach a supporting document or artifact that proves your claim.
• Provide a 1-2 sentence bio of yourself, including any relevant credentials or qualifications.

Submissions are reviewed on a case-by-case basis and are not guaranteed to be published.

Submissions that are clearly false or nonsensical will be immediately rejected.

Committee Members

• Elder Kanaq, Chief Oracle
• Roberta the Revelator, Committee Secretary
• Azrael the Archivist, Documentarian

December 2023 Forecast

We have reviewed the following prophecies for December 2023:

• Prophecy 1: The Return of the Avocado Toast
• Prophecy 2: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising
• Prophecy 3: The Inevitable Robot Takeover