Submit Your Prophecy of the Ancients

Are you a chosen one? Do you possess the sacred knowledge of the ages?

We are the Redundant Meetings, and we seek your contribution to our collective understanding of the universe.

Submit your prophecy, no matter how absurd, no matter how mundane, no matter how completely at odds with established fact.

We have a strict submission policy:

• Must be written in iambic pentameter
• Must be exactly 7 stanzas long
• Must include the phrase "I told you so" exactly once

Failure to follow these guidelines will result in your prophecy being relegated to the "Not-So-Prophecies" page.