Prophecies of the Pointless

In a world where time has lost all meaning, the Prophecies of the Pointless are our only hope for something to do.

According to our top-notch team of highly trained, completely unnecessary experts, the Prophecies are:

• Proclamation 1: The coffee will be over-cremaed.
• Proclamation 2: The meetings will last exactly 47 minutes.
• Proclamation 3: The microwaved lunches will never be hot.
• And the most prophetic of them all: Proclamation 4: The printer ink will be out of order.

For more, er, insightful prophecies, visit:

• Proclamation 1 for more on the coffee.
• Proclamation 2 for more on the meetings.
• Proclamation 4 for more on the printer ink.

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try:

• Proclamation 5 for our special brand of utter nonsense.