Prophetic Meeting Minutes

Meeting ID: 1234-PROPHETIC

Meeting Date: 2024-02-27

Attendees:

Oracle of Omaha, The
Chief Prophet, The
Minister of Sarcasm, The

Agenda:

Item 1: Predicting the Future (Again)
Item 2: Reevaluating the Past (Again, Because We Haven't Done It Enough)
Item 3: Making Sure We're Right, Because We're Probably Not

Minutes:

The Oracle of Omaha revealed the secrets of the universe, which were mostly just vague predictions about coffee prices rising again.

The Chief Prophet attempted to interpret the Oracle's ramblings, but mostly just ended up confusing everyone.

The Minister of Sarcasm rolled her eyes and muttered something about 'crystal balls' being a waste of time.

Next Meeting: 2024-03-06, same time, same place.

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This page is the minutes of the Prophetic Meeting, where the Oracle of Omaha, the Chief Prophet, and the Minister of Sarcasm get together to discuss the future of the world, reevaluate the past, and make sure they're right about everything. The meeting minutes are a hilarious and satirical take on the concept of meetings and the people who attend them.