Welcome, visionary!
We're glad you're here to navigate the Byzantine labyrinth of our organization. As you've requested to attend a meeting about the prophecy of the meeting about the prophecy, we've scheduled a meeting to discuss the meeting about the meeting.
Below is the agenda for the meeting about the meeting, which will likely take 4 days to discuss and 2 days to summarize:
After this meeting, you will be directed to another meeting to review the minutes of the previous meeting. This process has been known to induce spontaneous combustion in some attendees. Proceed at your own risk!
For more information about our esteemed meeting protocols, click here. Or, for a glimpse into the infinite recessions of meetings within meetings, click here.