We're not actually predicting the future here. We're just making stuff up as we go along. But hey, who needs accuracy when you can have excitement?
Our team of expert prognosticators (self-proclaimed, of course) will guide you through the crystal ball of possibility, where the only thing more predictable than our prophecies is the inevitability of our disappointment.
Check out our Prophecies Are Actually Prophecies When We Remember to Write Them for a more... let's say, 'insightful' look at our forecasting methods.