Prophecy 42-Alt: The Future of the Forecast

According to our highly scientific and totally-not-made-up calculations, Prophecy 42-Alt will bring about the end of all meetings. That's right, folks! No more tedious conference calls, no more endless hours of PowerPoint, no more pointless small talk. It's a new era of productivity, efficiency, and minimal human interaction.

Key Features:

• Zero meetings, all the time!
• Automated decision-making: because who needs human judgment, anyway?
• Enhanced focus on actual work: no more pointless discussions about the weather!
• Increased coffee consumption: because you'll need it to stay awake during the inevitable AI-driven conference calls.

But wait, there's more! Our Prophecy 42-Alt also includes:

Prophecy 42-Alt 2.0

Coming soon to a conference near you! (Or not. We're not really sure. We're still working on it.)

				// Prophecy 42-Alt code snippet
				// (Don't worry, we won't make you understand it. It's just for show.)
				// 
				// var meeting = new meeting();
				// meeting.delete();
				// 
				// console.log("Meetings are overrated.");
			

Want to learn more about our other prophecies? Check out our Prophecy 1-Beta or our Prophecy 42 for more information.