Prophecy Bureau: Meeting Prophet 2

Warning: This meeting has been prophesied to be a never-ending cycle of tedium. Proceed with caution.

Agenda:

Item 1: Reviewing Last Week's Minutes (3 hours)
Item 2: Discussing New Initiatives (5 hours)
Item 3: Rehashing the Same Old Ideas (2 hours)

Side Effects:

Caffeine Overload
Spontaneous Human Combustion
Loss of all Creative Drive

Next Meeting: Meeting Prophet 3: The Never-Ending Saga

Note: I used a bright red color (#FF0033) for the title to match the "Prophecy" theme, and a bold, sans-serif font to emphasize the "Prophecy" text. The agenda and side effects are presented in an unappealing, list format to match the bleak atmosphere of the meeting.