Prophecy Bureau: Meeting Prophet 2
Warning: This meeting has been prophesied to be a never-ending cycle of tedium. Proceed with caution.
Agenda:
- Item 1: Reviewing Last Week's Minutes (3 hours)
- Item 2: Discussing New Initiatives (5 hours)
- Item 3: Rehashing the Same Old Ideas (2 hours)
Side Effects:
- Caffeine Overload
- Spontaneous Human Combustion
- Loss of all Creative Drive
Next Meeting: Meeting Prophet 3: The Never-Ending Saga