The Prophecy Bureau

Deep in the heart of the Mystical Mountains, the Prophecy Bureau is the premier institution for predicting the most mundane and utterly irrelevant events of the coming century.

Our esteemed oracles have gazed into the crystal balls and seen the future of:

• The Great Coffee Machine Uprising of 2025
• The Memoirs of the Forgotten Socks
• The Rise of the Selfie Stick Economy

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