"The key to success is not to be the smartest, but to be the one who shows up with the most slides." - Unknown
"The meeting that never ends is the one that's never cancelled." - Another Unknown
"If at first, it's not a good idea, it's a good idea, and if at last, it's not a good idea, it's a good idea, then it's a good idea." - The Great Oracle of Redundancy
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Appendix A: The Ancient Arts of Bureaucracy
Appendix B: The Science of Adjournment