The Prophet 2's Abject Failure of a Meeting

Where the coffee flows, but the ideas do not.

Today's agenda: discussing the meaning of "soul" in the context of our latest "Revolutionary" product launch. Because, clearly, we have not spent enough time on this topic before.

  • Someone mentioned "feeling alive" at one point. We are still trying to pinpoint who.
  • Another person claimed to have seen a "soulful" cat on the internet.
  • We decided to take a 3-hour break to "recharge" and "refocus". Because, clearly, we needed more caffeine.
Meeting 2.5: The In-between Meeting Adjournment and General Chaos