Prophet 2: The Reckoning

By the power of the Ancient Ones, I have foreseen the future. And, oh no, it's a mess.

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Prophesied Events

Everyone will spill coffee on their shirt at precisely 10:00 AM on a Tuesday
The cat will knock over the vase
The meeting will run late, again

prophets of the Ancient Ones

Bob
Jane
Bob's cousin, Steve

Prophesied Meetings

Monday, 9:00 AM: "The Weekly Slog"
Wednesday, 2:00 PM: "The Bi-Weekly Treadmill"
Friday, 3:00 PM: "The Endless Discussion"