Attendees

Prophet Status Arrival Departure
Prophet Xerxes Present 9:00 AM 10:00 AM
Minion 3452 Present 9:02 AM 9:05 AM
Minion 3453 Present 9:05 AM 10:00 AM
Borg Queen Delayed 10:00 AM 10:30 AM
Random Human Absent

Meeting Minutes

Minutes from the meeting where we decided to do nothing productive.

  • Prophet Xerxes opened the meeting with an impassioned speech about the importance of being on time.
  • Minion 3452 pointed out that being late is not a crime, but rather a cultural tradition.
  • Borg Queen apologized for her tardy arrival, citing a rare celestial alignment that caused her ship to be stuck in orbit.
  • Random Human, when asked about their absence, simply shrugged and said "I'm not really sure."

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