MEETING INDEFINITION 42

Prophet Xerxes' Interminable Meeting

Welcome, minions, to the meeting that will never end. Or, at the very least, will not end today. Or possibly tomorrow. Or next week. Or next month. You get the idea.

The Meeting That Must End, But Won't

Today's Agenda:

  1. Discussion of the non-existent budget for the non-existent project
  2. Banter with Bob from Accounting about his cat, Mr. Whiskers
  3. Unnecessary clarification of the obvious

Sub Agenda:

  1. Prophet Xerxes' 17-point presentation on the meaning of life
  2. Unpacking of the 300-page report on "The History of Procrastination"
  3. Bureaucratic dance party

Disclaimer:

By attending this meeting, you acknowledge that you are aware of, and are willing to participate in, the impending existential crisis that will inevitably result from this meeting.