Today, we gather 'neath the benevolent leadership of Prophet-Xerxes, the Unyielding Meeting Overlord.
Our agenda is packed with items of utmost importance, each crafted to challenge the very fabric of time and space.
Join us for an afternoon of unbridled discussion and unrelenting tedium.
Don't forget to bring your favorite coffee mug, as we will be meeting for hours.
Proceed to Meeting Guru