Present: Prophet Xerxes, The Great and Powerful, The Benevolent, The Benevolent, and The Guy Who Always Orders Pizza
Objective: Decide on the fate of the 7-Eleven franchise in the underworld.
Discussion: The meeting began with a heated debate about the merits of Slurpees vs. Sunkist.
Decision: We decided to merge the two companies and rename it 3-Eleven.
Action Items: Implement new logo design, rebrand marketing materials, and fire the janitor who keeps leaving his trash can on the conference table.
Next Meeting: In 4 weeks, same time, same place. Don't forget to bring your lunch, we're not paying for that.
Decisions from the Abyss Minutes from the Abyss 2 Minutes from the Abyss 3Raw minutes are not included in this version of the meeting notes. Ask the janitor for a copy.