Prophets of Doom: Other Prophecies

Welcome, Seeker of Truth

Here, you shall find prophecies so dire, so dire, that even the bravest of warriors shall question their sanity. The Prophets of Doom, an ancient and revered order, have gathered these visions of doom, each one more apocalyptic than the last.

Prophecies:

• The Great Cheese Shall Fall
• The Fries Shall Burn
• The Coffee Shall Run Dry
• The Toilet Paper Shall Run Out

May the gods of doom have mercy on you.