Prophets of the Apocalypse Generator

We're the ones who saw it coming. Literally, we did.

Enter the apocalypse of your choice, and we'll give you a prophetic message to match.

Choose your apocalypse: Zombie Apocalypse Artificial Intelligence Takeover Environmental Catastrophe Robot Uprising Asteroid Impact

Zombie Apocalypse: We've seen it all before, it's just a never-ending Tuesday. Artificial Intelligence Takeover: Your mom will be the one to blame. Environmental Catastrophe: You should have recycled. Robot Uprising: Don't @ me. Asteroid Impact: You should have invested in space insurance.