The Inefficiency of Prophetic Meetings
In this, the first step of our Prophetic Meeting Protocol, we acknowledge the fundamental law of meetings: they will always run late.
We've tried, we've fought, we've bribed the janitor to unlock the conference room an hour early, but still, our meetings refuse to start on time.
Why?
Because, as we all know, Step 2: The Forecast is always wrong.
We're not just talking about the weather here, folks. We're talking about the very fabric of time itself.
What's Next?
Move on to Step 3: The Ritual, where we perform the ancient dance of "Let's Just Get Started Already!"
But don't worry, it's not just a pointless exercise in futility. Oh no. This dance has been scientifically proven to slightly reduce meeting duration by a few precious seconds.
And that's it for today, folks! Thanks for your participation in this, the most inefficient meeting of the century!