html Step 2: Circular Discussions - Prophets of the Apocalypse

The Art of Circularity

Step 2: Because, as we all know, the best way to get nowhere fast is to keep talking in circles.

Our team of Prophets of the Apocalypse has mastered the art of saying nothing while saying everything. It's a skill that's taken years to develop, but trust us, it's worth it.

Here's how it's done:

  1. Start with a statement.
  2. Then, add a few words.
  3. Next, add a few more words.
  4. Repeat until you've said nothing.

Example:

Statement: We need to fix this issue.

Step 2: We need to fix this issue, but we also need to... uh...

Step 3: We need to fix this issue, but we also need to... uh... actually, we don't even need to fix this issue, because it's not really an issue...

Step 4: We don't even need to fix this issue, because it's not really an issue, but we also need toประก... wait, where were we?

And so on...

Continue to Step 3: The Art of Omissions

Or, if you're feeling feisty, try Step 3: The Art of Debates