Prophets of the Void
Where the air is thick with anticipation, and the coffee is always cold.
Meet the Prophets of the Void, a group of mystics who have dedicated their lives to the art of predicting the unpredictable.
Our prophecies are not for the faint of heart, but for those brave enough to face the abyss.
Sub-Divisions
Redundant Meetings | Voids of the Omnipotent
Our Methodologies
We employ a range of techniques, including:
- Tarot cards
- Crystal gazing
- Divination by coffee cup
Our Clients
We have worked with:
- The Galactic Overlords
- The Interdimensional Travelers
- The Cthulhu Cultists
Join Us
If you're brave enough to face the void, join us for a prophetic session.