Prophet 2: The Reboot

Prophecies of the Great Seer

  1. In the year 2025, the world will finally run out of avocado toast.
  2. The robots will rise, but only to demand more coffee and better Wi-Fi.
  3. Humanity will discover the secret to teleportation, but only for cats.
  4. The meaning of life will be revealed in a PowerPoint presentation, but only to those who attend the conference on time.