Meeting of the Century

Prophet 3's Meeting of the Century has finally been rescheduled for the 5th time this month. Please join us for an afternoon of unnecessary discussions, pointless debates, and existential dread.

Agenda:

• Item 1: The Meaning of Life (or is it just a meeting?)
• Item 2: The Future of Coffee Machine Maintenance
• Item 3: The Importance of Proper Socks Pairing

Meeting of the Century Redux

Refreshments will be served at the back of the room, but only if you bring your own.

Meeting Philosophy 101 is recommended reading.