Prophet 3 - Meeting Schedule

Today's Agenda:

• 10:00 AM - • "The State of the Apocalypse" - A discussion on the meaninglessness of existence.
• 12:00 PM - • "The Art of Napping" - A tutorial on the best ways to fall asleep in the supply closet.
• 3:00 PM - • "The Importance of Procrastination" - A workshop on finding creative ways to avoid actual work.

Important Announcements:

Please note that snacks will not be provided, except for the occasional stale cracker.

Also, please do not attempt to use the copier. It's been broken since 2018.

Upcoming Events:

• Tomorrow: "The Benefits of Chronic Procrastination" - A panel discussion.
• Next Week: "The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing" - A hands-on workshop.
• Two weeks from now: "The Joy of Doing Absolutely Nothing Else" - A guided retreat.

Useful Links:

• Prophet 2's Meeting Schedule
• Other Prophets' Meeting Schedules
• Other Meetings of No Consequence

Random Prophetic Quote:

"The only thing more painful than a meeting is the thought of attending one." - Prophet 3