Because who needs to be productive, anyway?
A comprehensive guide to wasting hours, days, or weeks of your life in pointless discussions.
We start with the basics: no agenda, no goals, no clear objectives. Just a bunch of people staring at each other in a conference room.
Subchapter 1: The Art of Saying Nothing:
When the discussion gets really interesting, just pretend you're in a meeting-induced coma.
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Disclaimer: Not responsible for any loss of productivity, sanity, or hair loss due to excessive meeting attendance.