MEETING PROTOCOL 3: THE ULTIMATE SOLUTION TO AVOIDING ACTUAL WORK

1. Arrive at least 10 minutes late, so you get to dictate the agenda.
2. Use a minimum of 3 buzzwords per sentence, to sound smart.
3. Never actually discuss the topic, just agree to take notes and follow up later.
4. Make sure to use at least 2 memes as visual aids.
5. Take a 30-minute break to scroll through social media, to stay current.

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