Protocol 5: The One Where We All Just Stared Blankly into Space
Today's agenda: staring blankly into space. All participants are expected to bring their own space-gazing equipment. Please note that the conference room has been equipped with one-way mirrors to maximize the effectiveness of this exercise.
Agenda Items:
- 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Staring Contest
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch Break: Free time for participants to grab a snack and contemplate the meaninglessness of existence
- 1:00 PM - 5:00 PM: More Staring