Redundant Meetings: Rescheduled

You were previously scheduled to attend this meeting, but it has been rescheduled to the exact same time, date, and location as before.

We have reason to believe that the previous meeting was a success, so we are simply re-running the exact same agenda, discussion, and conclusions.

You may want to consider bringing a snack, as the previous meeting attendees reported a 99% chance of boredom and a 100% chance of stale donuts.

View Meeting Minutes (if you care)

Schedule Another Meeting (same time, same place)

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