The Great Retreat Meeting

A meeting that will change everything... not.

We're going on a retreat to a remote cabin, where we will discuss the same old ideas we've been talking about for years. Because, honestly, who needs actual change?

We'll eat a lot of free food and pretend to be inspired, but secretly, we'll just be counting down the minutes until we can return to our actual work.

Join us for a weekend of pointless discussions and awkward small talk! Don't worry, it'll be a real blast!

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